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REBELLIONNNNN

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Unazyz tagged me so I did a thing (This is like my last journal until I post one of my drawings unless someone tags me kay)

001. Real Name: Why should I tell you? >:u
It's Siri...
Ask me what the weather's like and I will kill you, that joke is so old with me =_=

002. Nickname(s): HPN....lots of others offline...XD

003. Zodiac Sign: Pisces biyatch

004. Male or Female: Femme male yo

005. Nursery: Lul wat

006. Primary School: I'm not telling >:u

007. Secondary School: Wat

008. Hair Color: Brown with a little bit of blonde

009. Long or Short: Longgggggg

010. Loud or Quiet: Mostly quiet, unless I'm with friends XD

011. Sweats or Jeans: Sweats I guess
I despise jeans

012. Phone or Camera: Phone I guess...
moar options

013. Health Freak: I'm a fatty fatso
Lul nope

014. Drink or Smoke: GASP
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
WHO TOLD YOU?
(No ew)

015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: Why Are You Typing Like Kanaya
But yes
Yes I do
*single tear*

016. Political orientation: Ew

017. Piercings: Ew none

018. Tattoos: I have a mole on my stomach
That's the closest thing to a tattoo I'll ever have


HAVE YOU EVER [BEEN IN]

019. Airplane: Yeeeh

020. Car Accident: Nawh son

021. Fist Fight: Because I'm not afraid of pain
*Extreme sarcasm*
*Obvious statement*


FIRSTS

022. First piercing: Noneeee
 
023. First Best Friend: Gabi bby
I miss her
Crais

024. First Instrument played: Recorder XD

025. First award: Um...probably some AR thing...
Woooooo books XD

026. First Crush: My friend Justin
WHO MOVED
WHY DID ALL MY FRIENDS MOVE THIS YEAR
OR GET HELD BACK
OR
*Intense sobbing*

027. First Language: English baby

028. First Big Vacation: Ehh...none really...I've been to Utah a few times but that was nothing

LASTS

029. Last Person you talked to: My grandma

030 Last Person You Texted: I don't have a phone lel

031. Last Person You Watched: Eh IDK I'm too lazy to find out

032. Last Food You Ate: Reese's XD

032. Last Movie You Watched: CATCHING FIRE AMG
SO AMAZING
I LOVE THG NOW NOBODY REALLY KNOWS
YEAH I CRIED WHEN I READ THE LAST ONE
But anyway yeah
The movie was awesome
I hate how they're so different from the books but that's how it goes
I'm really looking forward to Mockingjay 8D
Also I think my grandma was wondering why I was letting the credits roll until I explained to her XD

034. Last Song You listened to: ...Atlas counts right?

035. Last Thing You Bought: I have no clue

036. Last Person You Hugged: My dad I think? XD


FAVES

037. Food: Too many
I love saying pizzer though
Pizzer man

038. Drinks: FROZEN HOT CHOCOLATE
I just had it a couple days ago and
OMG best stuff ever <3

039. Clothing: I guess my John shirt I dunno XD

040. Book: AMG too many

041. Color:  Blueeee
Like an aqua blue

042. Flower: Ew 

043: Music: Pretty much anything XD

044. Movie: Too many @_@ 

046. Subject: Eh...language arts I guess XD
Actually I loved gym coz it was the only class I had my crush in and we got to talk the whole time and our teacher still gave us an A coz he didn't care
We call him Mr. Padlock


IN THE PAST YEAR I... 

047. [] Kissed in the rain 

048. [] Celebrated Halloween. 

049. [] Had Your Heart Broken 

050. [] Went Over the Minutes on Your Cell Phone 

051. [] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation 

052. [] Weapons 

053. [] Breath fire (TOTALLY) 

054. 

055. [x] Done something you've Regretted

056. [] Broke a Promise 

057. [x] Kept a Secret 

058. [] Pretended To Be Happy

059. [x] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life. 

060. [] Pretended To Be Sick 

061. [] Left The Country.

062. [] Tried something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it.

063. [x] Cried Over The Silliest Thing. (I do this all the time you have no clue)

064. [] Ran a Mile (I can't run bye)

065. [x] Went To the Beach 

066. [x] Stayed Single


CURRENTLY

067. Eating: Your face

068. Drinking: No

069. Getting Ready To: Be lazy
Wait I've already done that

070. Listening To: What if I was deaf?
RUDE

071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today: Do nothing (:

072. Waiting For: SEPTEMBER
SCHOOL AND DHMIS 3 AWWWW YEEEAH


YOUR FUTURE

073. Want Kids: Myeh IDK

074. Want To Get Married: It depends

075. Careers in mind: No

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL

076. Lips or Eyes: e_O

077. Shorter or Taller: MY HEIGHT EXACTLY
WHY IS THAT NOT AN OPTION
(Lel IDC)

078. Romantic or Spontaneous: Wat
I like romance a lottttt
I'm extremely cheesy
But it depends on the person XD

079. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms: WTF
Who cars about someone's arms I mean
What?

080. Sensitive or Loud: Loud?
Ha yeah I go for sensitive

081. Hook-up Or Relationship: Relationship yas 

082. Troublemaker or Hesitant: ...
I
What?

HAVE YOU EVER

083. Lost Glasses/Contacts: Nooooo
I can't live without my glasses XD

084. Ran Away From Home: Gasp
I would sob

085. Held A Weapon: Kitchen knives can be used as weapons right?
Oh I held a gun thing at a fair once too
I sucked at it
And a bow and arrow
Which I also sucked at

086. Killed Somebody: No
But if I did
Do you seriously think I'd confess?

087. Broken Someone's Heart: Maybe?
Probs not lel

088. Been Arrested: Oh yeah coz I'd confess that too

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

090. Yourself: GASP maybe

091. Miracles: (O:

092. Love at First sight: Noooooo ew

093. Heaven: Yis

094. Santa Claus: Santa < Sanna

096. Magic: Ponies


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now: Yas ;-;

098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life: YES
I WISH I COULD NEVER GROW UP EVER I
WHEN I THINK OF IT I GET DEPRESSED
WRONG ATTITUDE TO HAVE I KNOW SHUT UP
*Silently sobs*

099. Are You Happy With The Person You're With: Whutchu talkin bout

100. Post as 100 Truths and Tag six People: REBELLION
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Tagged by XxLaLa-Chan5000xX

1. Do you sleep in your bra?

Hell nawh, too uncomfortable

2. Do you sleep with your socks on?
I take my socks off as soon as I can...XD

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?

Alone, I guess, but it would depend on who XD

4. Do you enjoy drama?

I don't care one way or another really

5. Are you a girly-girl? or naw?

EW

6. Who was the last person you hugged?

My mom XD

8. Are you short?
I think I'm average...

9. Do you like somebody?

Yup

10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
1) I don't have a Facebook 2) The person I like is not a boy XD

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?

Not at all XD

12. Do you think you're alone sometimes?

Physically I'm like always alone.
But emotionally, nawh :3

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
My mom says I'm too old.

I never really cared for Halloween anyway, TBH.

14. Are you double jointed?

My fingers, yes

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?

Eh, I used to be able to sleep anywhere. But just the car or floor I guess.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?

Never XD

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?

People think I'm dating my friend. I once screamed then cried because of it. Otheriwse, no, not that I know of

18. Do you call anybody by their last names?
Ewww being formal

19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?

1) Because you said that I'm not naming it this 2) I think only one of my watchers is a guy, and he's my friend IRL so XD

20. Check those that apply:

[] I do wear make up. (NEVER)

[] I have cried in a movie theater.

[] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.

[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.

[] I like death/grind/black metal.

[x] I like rap.

[] I like techno. (Wa-?)

[x] I like country.

[] I carry a purse. (I get after my grandma for having a ton of purses)

[x] I'd be lost without my computer.

[] I own a Spice Girls CD.

[] I own a Britney Spears CD.

[] I own a boy band CD.

[x] I get bored watching football.

[] I've never been called a spoiled brat.

[] Guys are confusing. (At one point like all my friends were guys XD)

21. What color is your bra that you're wearing?

White, but I usually have mine off as soon as I get home XD

22. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys/girls?

Does it matter?

23. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
Nope, told ya I don't like a boy XD

24. What's one thing guys can do to make you like them?

Nothing. I like them for their personality. It's not what they do for me, it's what they're like in general.

OR NOT TREAT ME LIKE A GIRL! XD

25. Do you have a best friend?

Yeah? I have four XD

26. Have you ever had your heart broken?

Sorta, but not terribly

27. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
I'm flat out terrified of surgery-no, hospitals-in general...

28. Do you like your life?

Heckles yes

29. WHERE DID YOU GO?

TO CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEE

CANDYYYYYYYYY MOUTAINNNNNNNNNN

(First thing I could think of I'm sorry)

30. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boy/girlfriend from you?

Lul that's funny

No

31. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?

No, but I would if I had to XD

32. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?

Um, girls, but at one point it was guys...XD They all moved away DX

33. How long have you had a Facebook?

Since never

34. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?

No XD

35. What are your biggest fears?


Tornados, death, hospitals/surgery/gas masks, giving birth/getting pregnant, PAIN IN GENERAL, needles, growing up, having a major problem (cancer, amputations, going blind/deaf ect), pretty much everything UnU

36. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

Um, not quite, but I do cry in bed more than anywhere else

37. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?

Sorta, yes~

38. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater?"

I don't even care

39. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?

Yes..? No...? I have no clue...?

40. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Yeah, occasionally

41. Are you currently missing someone?
YES VERY MUCH SO UnU I am SO upset that school's out

42. Cowboy or Gangster?
Um, no idea XDXDXD

43. Preppy or Punk?

Lul IDK

44. Face or Body?

Eww

45. Good cook or take you out a lot?

TBH I really enjoy going out XD

46. Sweet or sexy?

Sweet I guess~

47. Armani or Abercrombie?

I could look this up but I'm lazy

48. Contacts or glasses?

Are you asking what we have or want? XD

But I have glasses

49. Have you ever had sex in RL?

Oh yeah all the time ewe

JK no XD

50. Have you ever thought you'd marry someone you dated?

Mebbe

51. Tag 3 People

...

...

...

I really wanna tag my guy friend, HAHAHA XDXDXDXD

UM SO LIKE I'VE BEEN DRAWING A LOT TOO IF ANYONE CARES 8DDDDDDDD
I'M DRAWING LIKE ALL THE LIGHTNINGCLAN CATS AND I'MMA PUT THEM ON MY WALL MEBBE 8DDDDDDDDDD

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Tag Spammmm

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ChocoCookiePuppy

//I'msorryforallthetagstufffff

1.Do you enjoy being tagged?
I don't mind it :3
2.If you were stuck on an island with me, what would you say?
Um, I dunno XD I'd probably be too freaked out to say anything smart XD
3.Have you ever ran around the house naked?
Um, kinda.
I honestly hate being naked, it really bothers me XD
4.Are you scared of new things?
YES.
VERY.
5.What's the worst thing to happen to you in 2014 so far?
Um...I dunno...XD
6.If you were to be a character from Hunger Games,who would you be?
I dunno, but I FINALLY got the first book SO I can read it now XD
7.If a stranger were with you,total stranger,what would you do?
OMG FREAK OUT ON THE INSIDE.
But ignore them on the outside, and just hope they don't talk to me and stuff...
8.What's the most embarrassing thing your teacher has done?
...Nothing? XD
9.Did you like these questions?
Suuuure. I didn't answer them very well though XD
10.Did I make the worst questions ever?
NUUUUHBBYSHHHHHH *Pets*
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AGAIN

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Sorry, you guys must be tired of these XD

Tagged by Ectosister Mint-Apples <3

1. The funest moment you've had with you friends?
OMG no you are NOT asking me this, WAAY too many XD
Andyoushouldknowthat XD
2. Favorite color?
Blueueueueueuueueue
3. Do you like Homestuck?
No bisch.
I.
Fucking.
LOVE.
Homestuck.
Again, another obvious one to you X'D
4.Do you like Warrior cats?
Duh
5.Favorite song?
TOO MANYYYY XD
6. Have you had a pet that died?
No, but we had to get rid of our cats...
And a dog
WAAAAIT my triop died.
it was my fault too.
Stupid fucking fish thing I got really attached to him.
R.I.P. Piper <3
7.Favorite animal?
Doge
8.Do you RP a lot?
...
I'm not even.
We RP everyday XD
9. What do you do for fun?
COMPOOTER.
It's all I do.
FucklifeIdon'tneedone
10.HoNk?
(O:
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Hhhhh
Rules:
- Go to www.random.org/lists/
- Put all the names from your friend's list in the box (line for each name)
- Click 'randomize'
- Use the names as they appear to answer the stuff below OR click 'randomize again' and use only the name that appears first each time.
- No cheating!
- If you run out of names before you answered all the stuff, just randomize and start again!
-if you have more than 15 friends, just use the first 15 that come out of the randomiser. 
-Write next to their names in the journal what they would say! 
-Tag all the people you mentioned. 

I'm in a mental hospital.

1.) Your roommate: ChocoCookiePuppy HaiPupabbyhow'reyou

2.) Your Doctor: CurlyPoof I'mscaredhaha

3.) Person licking the windows: Master-She-Wolf Well okay

4.) Person stashing food in the corners: megabash71 SIDE WHADDA FACK YOU DOING NO BAD

5.) Person acting like an animal: skeletorg Ohhahaokay

6.) Person helping you escape: Hazelstar67 That makes...so much sense to me

7.) Person yelling nonsense about clowns: animepony618 Honkhonkhonk

8.) Person who is running around with a frying pan: HPN (AH I had to I ran out of people XD Also no HPN is not me XDXDXD AND HOLY SHIT THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OMF I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO HOW XD)

9.) Person who believes that he/she is able to control when the end of the world occurs: XxLaLa-Chan5000xX Hahaokayhavefunwiththat

10.) Person going crazy: Mint-Apples LEXI NOOOOO DON'T TURN INTO INSANE LEXI PLZ XD

11.) Person who was under at least ten restraining orders: TheFuzzyFox

12.) Person who is strapped down to their bed: MoonehDraws HaMoonehwhatchudo

13.) Person who got thrown in the mental hospital for running over a hamster: TimelordLuna UNA NUH IT WAS JUST A HAMSTER M'KAY

14.) Person who is the most sane out of everybody: Flaming-Forests I'msorrybutnonoEmberyoucannotbethemostsaneno XD

15.)  Person who doesn't know why he/she is here in the first place: BlackParadeDeathNote WeALLknowKittyweALLknow XD

M'KAY GOIN TO BED BAI FLIES AWAY
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